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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I'll get you.

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Welcome to the stream anyway.

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I'm Tammy Schlug now so we'll carry on and try and get the bus work going.

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What shall I call my new bus company?

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Dublin Bus?

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Can anybody recommend a name for the bus company now?

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And we have to make sure it doesn't go bankrupt.

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Bus Islamic extremists.

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Bus Arse.

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Down under the bus.

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Kowloon Express.

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We might go with Schlug Aaron.

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We might go with Schlug Aaron.

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Whoever said Schlug Aaron, yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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S-H-L-U-G.

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E-I-R-E-A-N-N.

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no

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no

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should we enable bankruptcy if enabled you can not accumulate an infinite amount

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of debt is the maximum loan you can get so we'll enable us and we'll play the hard way

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we'll play in the hardware hey and if they want to play hardball we'll go on strike isn't that it

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now hope you're all having a nice day now as i said now in the beginning i'm i'm up against it now i

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have to fucking find a bit of work because they're always going to be stabbed you see so there's no

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chance of getting in and i need my pints you see pint today keeps the doctor away isn't it but it is i'm in the i'm in the coffee at the moment i can't be drinking and driving you know

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let's go through a tutorial now i'd the license got

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welcome to sunny springs a functional local traffic system is at the center of every city as it happens you have recently acquired a small bus company congratulations you will learn how to play the game as well as how to perform many of the typical duties you'll encounter as a bus driver been an experienced driver give you useful tips okay let's do this

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hey over here okay okay let's have a look

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hey you're doing a bit of donating connor fowler

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hey you're doing a bit of donating yeah

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that's very nice now connor fowler thank you very much

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move the mouse to look around now oh it's a nice little city going in

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nice city that's me in the middle of the screen now

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hey you're doing a bit of donating yeah

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you're doing a bit of donating yeah

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thanks very much dahio for that

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now look at this over here now graffiti

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the city scape is is ruined

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buy some of this.

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We see one of these buckings now.

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I didn't look to...

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Should have used a zebra crossing there.

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Declan Narnie, how are ya?

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Declan Narnie, I'm gonna be

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taking you on a journey.

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On a little bus.

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Toward the cityscape.

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Now,

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there's a lad in there

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called Stile up the top.

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He's after spray-pating his can

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all over the bricks.

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And the council...

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The thing is, now the council

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that are gonna pay for that,

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now the money will come out

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of your taxes for that.

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Also, a guy called Metro.

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I'd say Metro now, he'd probably...

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He'd be regretting that in a few years now

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when he has to pay that out of his taxes.

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He'd be regretting it tomorrow.

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But I doubt he'd pay...

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He'd probably...

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If he's spray-painting walls,

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he'd probably not pay...

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He probably doesn't even pay the taxes anyway.

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No.

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Sorry, now.

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I meant to go and see the guy

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about the bus first,

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but I want to have a look

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at the supermarket

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and see if there's any food.

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I can go for a run over here.

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Brain slug.

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Thanks very much, brain slug for that.

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Now, that's very kind...

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Very kind of you now.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, can we go inside this and buy a...

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A mineral.

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Or a bit of fruit.

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There's nobody in the shop.

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The shop is...

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The shop is empty.

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The shop is closed.

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Oh, I don't know if they're...

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They'll be losing out on a lot of business there during the day

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if they keep the doors closed, like, you know?

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Awful shame.

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Oh.

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Just wait and cross the road now.

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We gotta wait for the green men.

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That was the...

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You always have to wait for the green men, you know?

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Little green men on the sign

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to make sure that everything's safe then.

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Because I know there was a young girl in there,

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a French girl in,

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down in Dublin now.

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She got hit.

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Because she was...

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crossing the road.

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On the red men.

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And she didn't wait for him to go green.

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I think she was a Nazi.

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I think she was a Nazi.

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Now we go.

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Green men.

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There we go.

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The graffiti man is back again now.

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Again, his taxes will be...

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It'll be shot to pieces.

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And it's not him.

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It's not just him who gets tached.

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It's the whole system, like, you know?

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Sorry there, Jesus.

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Thank you very much, Jesus.

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Now, there's no cross in here,

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so we're just gonna take a risk for it now.

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Sorry.

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Sorry about that.

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How are you, Ben?

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How are you, Ben?

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Nice to meet you, too, Ben.

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I like that.

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Yeah.

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Well, I had to go over to the Fruit and Vage then.

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I'm glad you decided to buy a company.

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I'm pretty much ready to retire, you know?

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Spend more time with my old lady.

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Your mother.

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Here we are.

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What a beauty.

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So let's try it out before I hand you the keys.

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Great stuff.

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Why don't you open the doors so we can get in?

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Great stuff.

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Right mouse button for the keys, is it?

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Huh?

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Hold down.

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And then pop that.

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Click the button to open the doors now.

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Huh?

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Alright.

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Take a seat.

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Don't mind me.

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This baby is yours now.

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Sir, you're a slug.

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You're a slug.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for the donation, sir, you're a slug.

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It's a nice bus now, isn't it?

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Great seats.

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And this is what the taxes pay for now.

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Young men ain't going around spray painting faces on walls when they should be out working,

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you know?

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Mike Johnson as well.

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You're a slug.

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Mike, I'm sure you'll agree with me now that your taxes are better put towards buses.

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And, you know, you shouldn't be out defacing the walls and the beautiful scenery around the town.

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You know, it's a great city.

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Fucking mighty city.

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There's not a pickle litter on the streets, so, I mean, there's no point in taking the walls and ruining them.

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You know, a lot of hands and backs got broken building that wall.

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You don't want to be fucking spoiling it with your spray paint.

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You know?

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Thanks, Mike.

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I'm not pointing the finger at you, Mike, squarely.

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But I'd say you might have had something to do with it, Mike.

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I'd say you had a lot to do with it.

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Right.

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Let's hear her purr.

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Turn the key three times, you start the ignition.

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Now, they didn't teach me this on the diving course, no.

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Three times.

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Just once, two.

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Now.

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I wonder why this guy is going to miss the sound.

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Is he going away?

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Is he leaving or what's he sure?

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Turn on the lights.

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Use the light switch to turn on the headlights now.

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Where's that now?

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Where's the light switch now?

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Where's that?

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Where's the light switch now?

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Is it here?

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Front doors.

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Rear doors.

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Kneeling.

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Engine.

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Radio.

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Ah.

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Sorry now.

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We're going all over the shop here now.

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Now.

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See you later, Mike.

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Or Ben.

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Whatever your name was.

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McSlee, thanks very much now.

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Now.

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Park and brake.

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Disable.

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Third person view.

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Okay, here we go.

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Let's drive this.

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Here we go.

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On the bus.

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Think you're ready for a real run.

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Let's head towards the exit.

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Thank you very much there now.

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McSlee and Shady Genly.

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Now.

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Do we turn left or right out of this place?

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Right.

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We're a bit fucked up there now.

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Time to pick up our first passengers.

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Sorry about that now.

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We're halfway on the path.

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Oh, there is Ben.

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Ben is on the bus with us now.

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Ben is on the bus with us.

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Thanks very much there now.

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Shady Genly up the town for that donation now.

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Nope.

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We're green.

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It's not too bad now.

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That's a nice day for us.

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The first bus stop is coming up.

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Fucking great day for us.

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Try parking as close to the sidewalk as possible and right in the middle of the stop.

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Passengers just love that.

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Oh, don't forget to put the right turn signal on.

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How'd you do that now?

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Right turn.

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Fuck.

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Just ran into someone there now.

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Now engage the frequent stop break.

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Sorry about that.

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Now engage the frequent stop break.

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And open the doors.

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First day on the job.

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Sorry.

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I hope.

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I hope you're alright.

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He's smoking away there now.

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Maybe can we go back.

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Enable bus break now.

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Central Station.

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Junction Street.

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Well done.

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Is that everyone, is it?

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Are you all on?

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A few bookings there down the middle door.

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They want to get on the middle as well.

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We might open the door for them.

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Come on.

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Now to take off.

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It's the same process, but in reverse.

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Great stuff.

279
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,760
Close the doors.

280
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,340
Reactivate kneeling.

281
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,660
Disengage the frequent stop break.

282
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,620
And use the left turn signal as you drive off.

283
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,800
How'd you do the fucking left turn?

284
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,100
Uh, disable bus stop breaks.

285
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,100
And how do you do your, uh...

286
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,600
Q, is it?

287
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:33,840
Sorry.

288
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,460
Ah, great.

289
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:55,980
We're not doing too bad.

290
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,500
Next stop is the Sky Arrow Tower now.

291
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,540
So we have to get there and pick a few people up there.

292
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:06,780
Someone's pressed the bush stop.

293
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,600
Thanks, Red.

294
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,800
You don't have a bit of donating, Red.

295
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,500
You don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

296
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,900
That's messy stuff.

297
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,780
Thank you very much.

298
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,780
Magic.

299
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,260
Magic.

300
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,900
Lots of traffic around the town today, innit?

301
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,240
Hell of a lot of traffic for a Thursday or a...

302
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,080
Whatever it is.

303
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:44,680
Wednesday, is it?

304
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:45,360
Yeah.

305
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:45,420
Yeah.

306
00:17:45,420 --> 00:18:08,060
Good day to you.

307
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,060
Macy.

308
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:12,880
How you doing?

309
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:13,960
Where you going?

310
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,640
You going busing?

311
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220
You doing a bit of bus, Johnny?

312
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:18,640
Yeah.

313
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:23,520
Now.

314
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:24,740
Wait.

315
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:24,920
Hey.

316
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,320
You seem like a really nice person.

317
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:27,760
Yes.

318
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,080
This business needs more people like you.

319
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:30,360
Right.

320
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:30,680
Me.

321
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,940
Nice people.

322
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:32,260
Yeah.

323
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,720
And man, it can get to be very rewarding.

324
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,320
No problem.

325
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,540
One time I was driving the bus through the city.

326
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:38,880
Right.

327
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,580
It was an early shift and some kids were trying to...

328
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:41,900
Oh.

329
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,160
Whoa, man.

330
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,140
You're talking to me.

331
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,060
That fucking...

332
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060
F***ing...

333
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:46,960
Bending my ear.

334
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,220
I ain't crashing to the back.

335
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,160
Rear ended some poor lady in the car now.

336
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,260
Well, I'm going to have to swap insurance details then.

337
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,040
I might be fired.

338
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,700
I might be fired.

339
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,960
Sorry about that.

340
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:03,840
Car accident.

341
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:32,120
Sorry. This is not going so well now. No. Jesus Christ, nearly hit that poor girl in there. Nobody is safe, you see. That's the problem. You let me in control of the bus.

342
00:19:38,120 --> 00:20:04,660
Nobody is safe. It's a big bloody bus, I tell you. It's hard to control. Next stop coming up anyways. I tell you, it's a great city, a great town, and I'm proud to be from this town. Castletown is looking feckin' mighty. The redevelopment that has gone into this place. Oh, it's fuckin' mighty altogether. Mighty altogether.

343
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:13,480
Fuck. Sorry about that.

344
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,380
Be careful. Thank God I have good insurance.

345
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:25,960
Yeah. Sorry about that now. We'll move into position here now. Any chance of reversing this fuckin' thing? How do you reverse?

346
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:34,080
We might head on. We might miss that shtap now. See how we get on.

347
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:40,100
Next stop. Call the convention center.

348
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,760
He don't have a bus donatin' ya.

349
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:57,340
Thanks very much. Thanks very much. We might have a bus stop now. So we're gonna have to try and make amends. Some of these passengers are not getting off.

350
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,540
Ain't gonna be so donatin'. Ain't gonna be so donatin' ya.

351
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:28,220
Yeah. Thanks very much Dahio. Thanks very much Bruno for that now. It's a tough business. It's hard to drive a bus, you know, and keep control of the situation.

352
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:42,280
And there's people trying to get on and off and all that kind of shite now. I have no time for that now, you know. I just want to get to the end of the road there and make sure I can get the job. I don't know if they're going to give me the job though.

353
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:50,920
Shit.

354
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:55,820
Shit.

355
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:01,840
Shit. We might turn. We might turn.

356
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:37,900
You got to have those brake lights on you see. Bit of a traffic jam. We've hit a shnag, a traffic shnag now around the town. It's hard to see if we're going to make, if I'm going to make the grade. To be honest.

357
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:59,480
We do not have a business, don't we? We do. I think we fucked it up, have we? I'm going to go rogue on this now. I have no time. These passengers need to be getting to where they're going.

358
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:13,120
Oh, kneeling. Don't want to kneel. Don't want to kneel. F. Stop. Break. Right. Sorry about this now, passengers. We're going rogue. We're going fecking rogue.

359
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:22,960
We're going to go back and let's keep rolling. Yeah. Remember, you should never drive with the bus doors open. Right. It's very dangerous. That's okay. Don't worry about that. Remember that for next time now.

360
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:45,280
Sorry. Enable the right into careful. Right. E.

361
00:23:45,280 --> 00:24:13,240
Dylan. Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan. Thank you very much, Dylan. You're a good man, Dylan. Thank you very much, Dylan. Now, right turn executed perfectly. Now, we have a stop.

362
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:26,040
Declan, how are you? Declan, how are you? Out in Australia? You alright? We might talk to you later on on Skype. We might be on Skype later on, Dick.

363
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:43,080
Declan, how are you? No. Please do not litter on the bus. Thank you. Junction Street West. Thank you very much for that now. Tinge, Spatz. Thank you very much.

364
00:24:43,080 --> 00:25:08,520
Good morning. You need a ticket. One moment, please. Look, a passenger needs to purchase a ticket. You will have to operate the ticket printer and the cash register. Thank you very much, Nazi Slayer. Yeah. I hear the Russians have hacked into the fucking bus system now. Now, this girline needs a ticket. What's going on? Requested one regular. Left control. Huh?

365
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:21,120
Alright, left control, one regular, one day, one day is it? Left control is it?

366
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,680
First choose the ticket the passenger wants to purchase. To finish with the

367
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:32,220
ticket just tap on print. Control alt defeat thank you very much for the donation. I hope

368
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:36,060
you're okay. Now this is a very tough job you have to combine the skills of driving

369
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:44,700
and personality and and being a nice guy and fucking mathematics. Now a regular

370
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:53,040
week left control right one regular one trip regular week that's one regular 33

371
00:25:53,040 --> 00:26:05,440
that can't be fucking right is it? One regular week. Make sure to give the exact change. 20 euros. That's a week long tickets right yeah that's fair enough now. That's fair enough.

372
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:34,820
Money received 35 so I owe you two euro. I owe you two euros. That's two. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. That's very nice. Thank you. One regular one trip. Now you're a nice girlie. I'll give you one regular. One regular one trip for the day.

373
00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:43,460
That'll be two twenty please. Two twenty love. Huh?

374
00:26:43,460 --> 00:27:12,780
Print that ticket. Print that ticket. Five are given. That's three euro in change. We'll give you a two and we'll give you a one and we'll say no more about it. No problem. And you have a great day too. And thanks Peter God. The weather now is gonna hold up for the rest of the day. Anonymous thank you very much. Thank you very much. Now let's close the doors and get going. We've a plane to catch.

375
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:19,200
One of the doors is stuck. Please unjam it manually.

376
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,300
Disable kneeling.

377
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,700
Disable the bus stop brake.

378
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,160
Nice.

379
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,520
Marine Le Pen.

380
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,520
Marine Le Pen.

381
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,520
Marine Le Pen.

382
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:41,020
Enable left indicator. How the fuck do you open the door? The door is jammed.

383
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,560
The door is jammed.

384
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,160
Do I have to get out the fucking door now and do this?

385
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,660
This is mental now. This has gone absolutely topsy-servey now altogether. I need to get the hell out of here.

386
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,800
Unjam it manually.

387
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,020
We turn this off. We put the brake on.

388
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,220
Turn the key off.

389
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:33,860
Turn the key off.

390
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:38,080
Tommy Swords, thanks very much.

391
00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:40,200
Tommy, we're fucked at the moment.

392
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,380
We are fucked at the moment, Tommy.

393
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,320
Fuck it.

394
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,260
All these passengers now.

395
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,600
Unlock that door.

396
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,560
How do you fucking do that?

397
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,520
Mamadouk, thank you.

398
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,600
Thank you very much, Mamadouk.

399
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,880
I hope you're keeping well.

400
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,920
Use the tablet.

401
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:04,960
Do we use the tablet?

402
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,120
Can the tablet close the door?

403
00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,240
Maybe open the front door there now and get out.

404
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:18,960
We'll turn the lights off, will we?

405
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,680
Cockpit, passenger cabin.

406
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,160
I don't want to turn off the passenger lights

407
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,140
because they might get spooked.

408
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:40,160
How the fuck do you get out of this?

409
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,480
That's the horn.

410
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,680
We might take off with the door open

411
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,660
and see how we get on there

412
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:53,040
because I don't know how to get out the hot seat, you see?

413
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,380
Now.

414
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,660
Now.

415
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,220
We are away.

416
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,740
Close that.

417
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:07,620
Warning lights.

418
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:08,860
Enable stop break.

419
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:22,560
Fuck it.

420
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,480
We'll go, we'll go.

421
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,960
Car accident.

422
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:27,140
Caused by another.

423
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,800
The door is open, everybody.

424
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,600
I understand that, but I don't know how to close the feckin' thing.

425
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,220
It's my first day.

426
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,900
I don't know how to close that door.

427
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:44,020
Yeah, I know that, but you need to fuckin' bear with me now.

428
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,140
And stay in your season.

429
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,120
Just be careful.

430
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,820
That's all I can say.

431
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:49,540
I think the door is stuck.

432
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,840
Be careful.

433
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,140
You need to be careful.

434
00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,220
The door is not closing.

435
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,740
Be careful is all I'm saying to you.

436
00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:01,340
That's not enough.

437
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,200
A word of advice.

438
00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,280
Always kneel the bus before you open the door.

439
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:05,600
Right.

440
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,100
Passengers will thank you.

441
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:14,440
Okay. Push-up brakes. Out-left. Open the front. Rear doors. Unjam it manually. How the

442
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:25,260
f*** do you do that now? Gregoski, thank you. How are you doing, sir? Where are you going

443
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:33,820
today? Where are you going? One regular one trip. One regular one trip coming up and that's

444
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:59,080
220. Print that for you now. 5 euro. Now we have to give you... what's the mathematics now? 220, okay. 380, is it? Maybe I'll give you 380 back. I'll give you 280. Right, 50, 60, 70, then an 80.

445
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Thank you very much, sir.

446
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:16,780
Now is the kneeling. Oh, I didn't kneel. I didn't kneel before. This is a f***ing tough gig, isn't it? It's a f***ing tough gig.

447
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:26,160
We'll kneel her back up. We'll deactivate the kneeling anyway and we'll... close the front doors there now.

448
00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:30,820
Enable... disable bush that breaks left-right. Yeah.

449
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,660
Now, let's have a look.

450
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,800
Let's have a look.

451
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,000
Enable left in the kitha.

452
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,740
You know, for me, the best part of this job is just driving down the street, meeting all these interesting people.

453
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,360
Yeah.

454
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:57,660
Purple lackey, thank you.

455
00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,800
And CM... CM Sinty. Thank you very much.

456
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,700
Yeah, I know the door is open. You need to f***ing stop complaining.

457
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,200
Shut up.

458
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:20,420
The door hasn't been closed. It's not my fault I cannot f***ing close the door.

459
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,480
F***ing shut the f*** up, man.

460
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:33,780
A word of advice. Always kneel the bus before you open the door.

461
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:34,280
Right.

462
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,160
Yeah. No problem.

463
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,920
Put the brake on.

464
00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:40,080
Enable brake.

465
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,200
Now.

466
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,640
Front doors.

467
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:43,820
Rear doors.

468
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:44,960
And kneel.

469
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,020
Have a nice day. Thanks for riding with us.

470
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,360
How do I get the f*** out of this? Unjam it manually.

471
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,380
Let's try and unjam this f***ing thing again.

472
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:52,860
Once.

473
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:54,580
Once more.

474
00:33:54,580 --> 00:34:04,580
Does anybody in the chat there know how to f***ing do this door here?

475
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,840
Yeah, clear up the doors, please.

476
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:27,340
I'm getting out of this seat if I can now.

477
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,580
Maybe you can use the tablet there now and see what goes on.

478
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:31,980
No.

479
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,200
Google Earth.

480
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:36,340
Google Maps.

481
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,160
Now.

482
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,180
There's no way you can close the door with this.

483
00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:48,620
Now this is a f***ing...

484
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,280
Computers kind of thing.

485
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Now I don't know how to use the computers, you see.

486
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,780
Please unjam it manually.

487
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:03,020
How the f***...

488
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,140
How are you meant to do that now?

489
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,260
We're just gonna have to keep going, I'm afraid passengers.

490
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:21,760
I'm sorry.

491
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,720
The door is fucked.

492
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,780
The door is fucked.

493
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:28,820
No.

494
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,820
No.

495
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,820
No.

496
00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:42,820
No.

497
00:35:42,820 --> 00:36:04,460
fantastic

498
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:19,780
shmo shmomo shlog thank you thank you very much shmomo you're a great man shmomo fantastic man shmomo

499
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:26,940
still need the bus kicking is tough now it's tough to win the bus kicking in the case

500
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:51,540
Kate Fetulo thank you very much Kate Fetulo now where do we park over here mind yourself

501
00:36:51,540 --> 00:37:02,460
what about all the passengers now oh they're gone they've disappeared watch the road

502
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:30,720
well done now over there is the office your office now

503
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:55,720
oh see who exit the cockpit I see now

504
00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:03,100
hey Ben speaking I'm calling because I thought my experience would be really helpful for your

505
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:09,340
new company so let's get started right now the city is in dire need of more public transportation

506
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:15,640
so many people so few buses the mayor is giving incentives to new companies that are willing to

507
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:23,020
work with city hall right just follow the requirements that you see in this list and they will provide you with a new bus for the company

508
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:38,400
okay okay isn't that great anyway that's great now you know what to do I'll call back when I have more advice for you don't let this opportunity pass you by oh right almost forgot I sent you some notes on how to customize your buses thanks fool

509
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:47,940
okay so let's get started right now we did great what have we got here best results best reputation result

510
00:38:47,940 --> 00:39:13,560
drive this route as soon as possible we're away we're away we're away now I know how to get out of the bus I'll be fine if there's a door malfunction or anything like that you know

511
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:31,000
drive this route as soon as possible here we go here we go all right doing a bit of busing

512
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:45,980
drive this route as soon as possible I've gone the wrong fecking way I have to go around the way wrong way now

513
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:55,000
geez that's a long way to go around isn't it

514
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:08,000
will I be fired from the job I wonder is this gonna be a fucking will I be will I be given a pass first day on the job you know not my fault there's nothing I could do about it you see

515
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000
*Message*

516
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,840
"Schlug Aaron"

517
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,200
Fuck it.

518
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Car accident.

519
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:36,480
That sign is after going bye-bye now.

520
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:44,100
Jesus Christ, nearly hit that fella there now.

521
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:47,800
Maybe the cockpit view is easier to control.

522
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,480
Bit of cockpit.

523
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,200
Here we go.

524
00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:15,880
Great day for it, isn't it?

525
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,360
Mighty weather.

526
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,980
We've been bleached now the past few days.

527
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,500
It's meant to get even better for Friday.

528
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:27,100
It's gonna be hotter than Madrid on Friday, I say.

529
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,820
What the fuck is this?

530
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,820
Quick menu.

531
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,820
Exit.

532
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:33,820
No.

533
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,780
I don't want the quick menu.

534
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:36,780
UGAC.

535
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:53,400
What the hell is going on here now?

536
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,720
How do I get out the quick menu?

537
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,720
Quick menu.

538
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:10,040
How the fuck do we get out of this quick menu?

539
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:17,360
How the fuck do we get out of this quick menu?

540
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,360
controls?

541
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:26,680
I don't want the quick menu.

542
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:26,680
I don't want the quick menu.

543
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,680
I don't want the quick menu.

544
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,680
I don't want the quick menu.

545
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,680
I don't want the quick menu.

546
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,680
I don't want the quick menu.

547
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,680
I don't want the quick menu.

548
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,680
I don't want the quick menu.

549
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,680
I don't want the quick menu.

550
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,680
I don't want the quick menu.

551
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680
I don't want the quick menu.

552
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:45,000
I don't want the quick menu.

553
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,320
I don't want the quick menu.

554
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,640
I don't want the quick menu.

555
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,960
I don't want the quick menu.

556
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,280
I don't want the quick menu.

557
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,280
I don't want the quick menu.

558
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,600
I don't want the quick menu.

559
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Thanks very much.

560
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,600
Steins.

561
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,040
Thanks very much Steins.

562
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,040
Now.

563
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:15,240
There's a whole gang of passengers coming up here now.

564
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240
Alt.

565
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:28,360
For my break.

566
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,760
Now if we go this hour quick menu.

567
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,240
Front doors.

568
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,240
Rear doors.

569
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,320
Oh kneeling.

570
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,480
Enable kneeling.

571
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,480
Ah.

572
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,400
Enable handbrake.

573
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,920
How are you doing?

574
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920
Too regular is it?

575
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,760
Where are you going?

576
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,800
Too regular.

577
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,420
One trip.

578
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,420
Regular.

579
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420
Regular.

580
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420
Regular.

581
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420
Regular.

582
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420
Regular.

583
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:59,420
Regular.

584
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,420
Regular.

585
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:00,420
Regular.

586
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,420
Regular.

587
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:02,420
Oh delete that.

588
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:03,260
It's a week ticket.

589
00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,060
Two week tickets.

590
00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:04,520
One.

591
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,320
Two.

592
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,320
Two.

593
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,920
And we print that.

594
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,320
Six.

595
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,620
Sixty six.

596
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,920
Route sixty six.

597
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,320
Now what's that?

598
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,320
Seventy euro.

599
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,320
So I owe you four euro change.

600
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320
Yeah.

601
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,320
There you go.

602
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,320
Thank you very much.

603
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:21,820
No problem.

604
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:23,620
Can I have a ticket please?

605
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:24,180
You can.

606
00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:25,180
How are you doing?

607
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,180
How are you doing?

608
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,180
Are you doing a bit of working?

609
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,180
You're a business woman.

610
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:32,180
One regular one trip.

611
00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:34,180
Print that out for you now.

612
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:35,180
No.

613
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,180
Five euros.

614
00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,180
That's two and a one.

615
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:38,180
Two and a one.

616
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,180
No problemo.

617
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,180
No problemo.

618
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:42,180
No problemo.

619
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,180
No.

620
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,180
Deactivate kneeling.

621
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,180
Front doors.

622
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:47,180
Rear doors.

623
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:52,180
What's these here now?

624
00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:55,180
What's these here now?

625
00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:59,180
What's these here now?

626
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,180
Beep.

627
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:01,180
Beep.

628
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,180
Beep.

629
00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:03,180
Beep.

630
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,180
No.

631
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:07,180
We're cooking with gas.

632
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,180
Next stop.

633
00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:08,180
St. Paul's Church.

634
00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:09,180
Car accident.

635
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:16,180
Next stop: St. Paul's Church.

636
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:20,180
Car accident.

637
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:27,180
Car accident.

638
00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:32,180
Car accident.

639
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:39,180
Car accident.

640
00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:44,180
Car accident.

641
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:49,180
Car accident.

642
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:53,180
Car accident.

643
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:55,180
And we're green.

644
00:45:55,180 --> 00:46:02,180
We're good to go.

645
00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:03,180
Oh.

646
00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:13,180
Hard to operate a machine of this size, to be honest.

647
00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:16,180
Hard to operate the machine.

648
00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,180
We're green.

649
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:22,180
We're green.

650
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,180
We're green.

651
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:25,180
Car accident.

652
00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:28,180
You have had an accident that involved innocent pedestrians.

653
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,180
You're current drive session is terminated.

654
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,180
No earnings will be given.

655
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,140
We had a bit of a fucking problem there

656
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,600
I ended up hitting someone on the street

657
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,020
They're in the hospital now, yeah

658
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:44,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah

659
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,780
An internal investigation has happened now

660
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:49,880
And I don't know what's going to happen

661
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,800
I think I might be able to keep the job

662
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,860
They might lay me off for a bit

663
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,620
And then hopefully I'll get back in

664
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:58,160
I know a fellow who works in the mechanics department

665
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,280
He might be able to give me a shout-in

666
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,700
So we're waiting on that to happen

667
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,420
They're letting the shit out again

668
00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:08,080
That's great

669
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,300
Your man made a recovery

670
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,240
Let's do it

671
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,720
We're in

672
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:20,880
Here we go

673
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,700
Let the good times roll again

674
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:37,840
Oh!

675
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,240
Nearly happened again

676
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,300
Nearly happened again

677
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:47,240
I'd say you'd have to swing her out

678
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,540
Swing her out to the left before you turn right

679
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:51,540
So you've got enough room to clear it

680
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:58,260
Here we go!

681
00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:08,420
Now, activate kneeling

682
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:12,860
Enable to push that brake

683
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,260
Front, rear door

684
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,220
How you doing, love?

685
00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,800
Yeah, one regular coming up

686
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,720
One regular, one trip

687
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,300
It's 220

688
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,900
10 euro

689
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,960
So I will owe you

690
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,060
780, is that it?

691
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:28,860
Huh?

692
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,080
5

693
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,780
6

694
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:34,300
What's 5 cent, is it?

695
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:35,820
Can we cancel this?

696
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:36,920
Can we cancel that?

697
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Maybe I'll just

698
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,300
Give you a 50

699
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:43,440
And then I'll give you a

700
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,100
20

701
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:49,460
And then a 5

702
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,160
And then a 20 cent

703
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,340
That's 1

704
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:53,940
So I owe you 6

705
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:56,220
680, is that it?

706
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:56,760
2

707
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,180
4

708
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,580
50

709
00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,000
60

710
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,000
60

711
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,420
70

712
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:04,800
Then 80

713
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,280
Or is it 780?

714
00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:09,360
If it's 220

715
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,960
Alright, yeah

716
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,820
One more, one more

717
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,720
780

718
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,440
No problemo

719
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,280
You do

720
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,880
You've got a lovely shirt on you

721
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,580
Where are you going?

722
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,080
Are you going into the city centre?

723
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:22,440
Are you?

724
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,880
You must be

725
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,880
If you're wearing a shirt like that

726
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,360
One student, is it?

727
00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,120
You're back to college, yeah

728
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,620
One day

729
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,220
Shootings

730
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,540
520 please, sir

731
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,340
480

732
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:40,000
Change

733
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:40,400
No

734
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,560
I give you a little bit of

735
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,000
2

736
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,080
Par

737
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,280
50

738
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,340
60, 70

739
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,060
80

740
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,800
No problem

741
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,140
Your friends are on board as well

742
00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:52,480
Okay

743
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,520
Everybody on

744
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,640
We're going to go away now

745
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,000
And it was

746
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:05,460
Deactivate kneeling

747
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,900
Enable bush to break

748
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:08,760
Never away

749
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,000
Never away

750
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,300
This is not bad

751
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,460
Next stop

752
00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:20,160
St. Paul's church

753
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,220
Thank you very much

754
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,340
Thank you very much

755
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,680
Mortinator

756
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:32,300
St. Paul's church coming up

757
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,920
We've got a green light

758
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,300
Next right turn

759
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:40,340
Brian

760
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:40,340
Brian

761
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,000
Thank you

762
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,520
Someone's asking about the fucking clock in the time

763
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,320
Shut up

764
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:53,480
They're giving out about the time it's taken

765
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,340
I'm 35 seconds off pace

766
00:50:56,340 --> 00:51:01,620
Now

767
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,020
Swing her out

768
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,520
And swing her in

769
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,980
That's it

770
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,400
And that's the way we do business now in this town

771
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,560
Second day on the job

772
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,120
Killed someone the first day

773
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:14,980
And I'm fucking back

774
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:16,440
In the saddle on the second

775
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,940
I've had time

776
00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:18,740
I did my penance

777
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:29,360
Did the penance

778
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,320
And you know

779
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,660
That fella now that I hit her girl in

780
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,480
She shouldn't have been on the fucking road

781
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,260
At the time

782
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,560
She got crushed

783
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,120
That wasn't my fault

784
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,740
It was not my fault

785
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:49,500
Wasn't that my fault

786
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:54,080
That was close

787
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:54,760
Look at that

788
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,160
Precision parking you see

789
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,440
Versprung der Technik

790
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,620
Crowns raced

791
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:06,260
Here we go

792
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,000
Right turn

793
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:16,640
Fucking mighty

794
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,780
Fucking mighty all together

795
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:21,220
Yeah

796
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:26,800
George Soros and the boys

797
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,380
Thank you very much George Soros and the boys

798
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:32,760
It's great to see you

799
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,980
In the chat

800
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,260
Having the crack

801
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,320
Doing a bit of donating

802
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,700
It's very kind of you

803
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,400
I hope you are well

804
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,620
George Soros

805
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:42,580
And your family

806
00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:45,900
Vincent Brown

807
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,920
Up the town

808
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,280
Thank you very much

809
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:49,800
Vincent Brown

810
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,340
Up the town

811
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:52,760
Are you doing a bit of journalism

812
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,480
Vincent

813
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,320
You smashing the system

814
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:56,700
Yeah

815
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:59,820
Some man

816
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:07,800
I think I missed a fucking

817
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,540
I took a wrong turn there

818
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,260
A while back

819
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:10,280
I took a wrong turn there a while back

820
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:32,820
I'm going to swing her

821
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:34,140
Swing her hard

822
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,280
Into that one

823
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,160
I'm three minutes off pace everybody

824
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,160
I'm sorry about that

825
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,200
Nobody's given out yet though

826
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:44,640
On the bus

827
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,240
So we're alright

828
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:49,060
You know these days

829
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,120
Fuck

830
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,520
Apologies

831
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,360
My apologies

832
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,040
My apologies

833
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,040
These days

834
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,600
The ladding on the phone there

835
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,580
The pink shirted guy

836
00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:03,920
Who's going into the city center

837
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,400
The shooting

838
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,340
Now

839
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:08,420
You don't know about all these

840
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,620
Fucking young fellas now

841
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:10,040
These days

842
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,160
They're on the phones

843
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:11,660
Tweeting

844
00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:13,020
He's probably tweeting

845
00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,680
Sending messages to my boss

846
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,120
Saying

847
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,660
I'm a bollocks

848
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:18,320
And that's happened to me now

849
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,940
On a few jobs

850
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:20,960
I got fired from the Leshwood

851
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,000
Because of these people on Twitter

852
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,120
Look at this

853
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,440
Fucking Egypt

854
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,580
Walks out in front of the

855
00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:28,160
The road

856
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:33,680
Maybe I can give him a piece of my mind

857
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:33,960
Nah

858
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,460
Okay

859
00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:41,300
Right

860
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:44,160
We're doing God's work now

861
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,000
How are you Josh?

862
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,140
Thank you very much Josh

863
00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:55,060
Thank you very much Josh

864
00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:58,300
Oh I know what I did wrong

865
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,040
Now I fucking

866
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,440
I took this turn before

867
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,180
I never stopped

868
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:03,040
The bush never stopped

869
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,580
I was meant to shop

870
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:05,620
And drop passengers off

871
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:07,720
And pick passengers up

872
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,220
Inder

873
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:09,220
How are you?

874
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,220
Thank you very much Inder

875
00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:28,060
Hang on now

876
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:28,880
Am I going the wrong

877
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,780
Fucking way altogether?

878
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,680
Can I reverse this down?

879
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,180
That's not nice

880
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:35,560
Sorry

881
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,340
Serbian fella

882
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,100
Thank you very much

883
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:37,700
Serbian fella

884
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:42,000
We might fucking do something here

885
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,640
A bit special

886
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,900
Now

887
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:47,060
Sorry about this guys

888
00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:50,360
We're gonna get you there on time

889
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,280
Fuck it

890
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,860
We ran over someone again

891
00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:57,940
I'm sorry about that now

892
00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:59,780
I'm sorry about that

893
00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:00,560
I'm awful sorry

894
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,580
I'm awful sorry

895
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:02,600
I'm awful sorry

896
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,180
What was he doing on the road though?

897
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:06,800
Do you know what I mean?

898
00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:08,000
I'm only throwing my best

899
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,780
And I'm sorry to get people

900
00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:10,460
Through their destinations

901
00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:13,900
Poor Buckingham now

902
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:15,120
That was his final destination

903
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,240
That was his final

904
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,140
That was the final time he crossed

905
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,760
Why did the chicken cross the road?

906
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,340
To get to the other side

907
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:25,740
And that's the joke

908
00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:26,720
I told his family there

909
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,620
They weren't laughing

910
00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,760
They were not laughing

911
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,120
When I told them that one

912
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,140
Well

913
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,880
Onwards and upwards

914
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:36,720
We'll start it again

915
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:42,500
Third time lucky isn't it?

916
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,780
Left turn up the top of the road

917
00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:46,380
Right

918
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:55,740
Fucking hell

919
00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:56,680
Ran over a woman

920
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,820
Well you see

921
00:56:58,820 --> 00:56:59,760
She came out of nowhere

922
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,140
You see

923
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:01,020
And I had no problem

924
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:01,820
I had no

925
00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,080
I had no problem

926
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:03,960
Until she came out

927
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,500
In front of me

928
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,420
Do you know?

929
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,200
Are you doing a bit of donating?

930
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:10,000
Bloom

931
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:10,980
Bloom for Tume

932
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:11,680
Thank you very much

933
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,220
Bloom for Tume

934
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,440
Look at

935
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,500
We need to try and get this

936
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:19,020
The city is in dire need

937
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:19,460
Of a good

938
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:20,200
Public

939
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,780
Transportation service

940
00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:22,820
Now

941
00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:23,540
You need to prove

942
00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,180
That you're capable

943
00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:25,120
I need to prove

944
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:25,820
That I'm capable

945
00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:27,520
Of managing a bus company

946
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,180
And then I'll be granted

947
00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:29,940
A free incentive

948
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:30,200
So

949
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,580
Let's give it a lash

950
00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:32,420
One more go

951
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:35,020
Schlug Aaron

952
00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,140
Will ride again

953
00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:40,740
Thank you very much

954
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:41,540
To Bloom for Tume

955
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:41,800
And

956
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,020
Fucking

957
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:44,920
Serbian fella

958
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,760
How are the Serbians

959
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,580
Keeping these days?

960
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,040
Is there still a war on out there

961
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:52,660
Or is everything

962
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,300
Taken care of?

963
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,560
Let's do this

964
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,920
Let's do this

965
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:11,240
That laddin' waited for me

966
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,040
To drive by now

967
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,040
So that's nice of him

968
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,000
The lash

969
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,980
Booking who did that

970
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,880
Or the woman who did that

971
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,840
She's worm food now

972
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:25,100
I'd be lighting a candle for later on

973
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:25,900
When I get home

974
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:28,000
In the meantime

975
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
The show must go on

976
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,960
With passengers

977
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,020
And we have a whole lot of

978
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,000
Fucking busing to be doing

979
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,920
Now

980
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,040
Front

981
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,580
Kneel

982
00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:40,880
Kneel

983
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:41,220
Kneel

984
00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,540
Single senior trip

985
00:58:42,540 --> 00:59:04,540
How are you getting on sir? You're a senior. You're a senior. I'll be seeing you later down the pub because I look you look like a regular. One senior one trip. One senior one trip. Senior one trip. One euro forty now.

986
00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:32,740
Yeah one senior again. You look like the lash book in. Are you peeing again or are you someone different? One senior one trip. Fiver. You're fucking making life hard for me now. Three euro sixty so one euro and then we got the fifty and then the ten.

987
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:43,140
No problem. You have a good day as well. Now rear doors closed. Turn the kneeling off. Disable the brakes.

988
00:59:43,140 --> 01:00:00,140
The other day I got the scare of my life. What happened apparently my roommate has this small vacuum cleaner robot that activates itself. I had no idea what was going on or what that noise was until I saw it. Next stop. St. Paul's Church. St. Paul's Cathedral.

989
01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:09,140
Hey Donal. Thanks Donal. Thank you Donal.

990
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:18,140
Now up. Next left after this now.

991
01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:24,140
Guess we're doing okay. We're over the hump anyway. We got over the... we broke the back of it.

992
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:49,580
*Bell rings*

993
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,320
Come on.

994
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,500
Fucking hate these red lights, man.

995
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,660
Ruining my life.

996
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:57,460
Stabbing you from doing what you want.

997
01:00:57,460 --> 01:01:02,460
*Bell rings*

998
01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:04,380
Hey, we're doing fucking great now.

999
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:06,180
We're flying us. We're flying us!

1000
01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:09,180
*Bell rings*

1001
01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:10,180
I'll...

1002
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:12,180
Kneel...

1003
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:15,740
Open. Front. Back.

1004
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:21,740
*Bell rings*

1005
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:23,580
*Cough*

1006
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,380
How ya...

1007
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,380
*Bell rings* One ticket reg.

1008
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:28,380
One ticket reg. One ticket reg.

1009
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:29,380
Let's do this.

1010
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,380
*Bell rings*

1011
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:35,100
One... ticket. One trip reg.

1012
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,380
*Bell rings* 220.

1013
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,380
*Bell rings*

1014
01:01:37,380 --> 01:01:40,180
Okay. I'll give you that. You give me a fiver.

1015
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,180
*Bell rings*

1016
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,180
I'll give you two AC back.

1017
01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:44,180
*Bell rings*

1018
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,180
*Bell rings*

1019
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:46,180
*Bell rings*

1020
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,580
Good man yourself. No problem.

1021
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:58,580
DX Vietniland. Parking brake off. Indicator on. And we're away.

1022
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:03,980
Fucking flying us. We're flying us. We're flying us.

1023
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:21,980
We're doing a bit of donating. Thank you very much brain-slug.

1024
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,980
Straight to the end and then to the right.

1025
01:02:37,980 --> 01:02:41,980
Schlug for Taoiseach. Thank you very much.

1026
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:48,780
Hopefully now, with the grace of God, I'll be running the country soon enough.

1027
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:55,780
I took the wrong feckin turn there, did I? Shit.

1028
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,780
We might fucking do the reversal again.

1029
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:10,780
Sorry about this now, folks. I got confused. Now we need to take the left.

1030
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:16,780
See, I thought the set nav was gonna swing around. But it doesn't swing around.

1031
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:19,780
We might fucking get in there now.

1032
01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:20,780
How bad.

1033
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,780
Shut the fuck up though.

1034
01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:30,780
Now. Flying us. We're only 30 seconds off pace.

1035
01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:33,780
Let's kneel this.

1036
01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:35,780
Kneel.

1037
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:37,780
Parking brake.

1038
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:37,780
Break street west.

1039
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:37,780
I need a senior single trip tickets.

1040
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:57,780
Thanks, Joe. We've got this guy again. He's a- he's- he's- we only have to fucking drop him off.

1041
01:03:57,780 --> 01:04:12,780
I've already picked him up there 10 minutes ago. One senior, one trip. How are you doing, sir? One- that's print. No. Money receive fiver. So I owe you 340. One, two, and 20, and 20.

1042
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:19,780
I just wanna add 440. Yeah. Sorry about this. Thank you very much. No problem.

1043
01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:29,780
The filthy clam. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, filthy clam.

1044
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,780
I would not do too bad now.

1045
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:51,780
Next stop, Crown's Rest Street. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus.

1046
01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:58,780
us

1047
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:34,880
that's done

1048
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,140
congratulations

1049
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:39,500
now

1050
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,060
Schlugerrand income of Schlugerrand

1051
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,380
820 euro

1052
01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:45,640
drives income

1053
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,640
was 1570

1054
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:53,260
thank you very much Aiden Brennan

1055
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:56,100
for nearly five shells

1056
01:05:56,100 --> 01:06:07,780
reputation has been

1057
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,260
enhanced

1058
01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:11,920
which is always a bonus

1059
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,600
greatly enhanced his reputation

1060
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,540
greatly enhanced his reputation

1061
01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:20,440
greatly enhanced his reputation

1062
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,060
okay

1063
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,820
now

1064
01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:25,660
new bus color

1065
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:28,000
we might turn it yellow

1066
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,960
oh we've got that

1067
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,120
that's in the bank

1068
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,800
okay week one

1069
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,380
weekly report done

1070
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:35,260
now

1071
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:37,200
what's next

1072
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,780
we'll customize the bus

1073
01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:41,880
there now

1074
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,720
oh we might sell it

1075
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,720
now

1076
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:51,480
we'll put an advertiser on that

1077
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,880
on that schlatt

1078
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:59,400
no

1079
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:00,720
tell you what

1080
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,560
I have no fucking

1081
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,580
interest in customizing the bus

1082
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,200
to be honest with you

1083
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,940
maybe change it yellow

1084
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:07,500
yeah

1085
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,040
apply

1086
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:14,380
Bosnia

1087
01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:15,660
thank you very much Bosnia

1088
01:07:15,660 --> 01:07:18,380
thank you very much for that sir

1089
01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:20,620
and Aiden Brennan

1090
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,700
filthy clam

1091
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,700
Joe

1092
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:26,000
everybody else out there

1093
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000
throwing donations

1094
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,080
joining me on this journey

1095
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,860
joining me on the journey

1096
01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:33,000
to becoming

1097
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,940
the bus

1098
01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:35,000
kingpin

1099
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,920
bus magnet

1100
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,560
of the town

1101
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:45,720
mercy mercy scrotin

1102
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,040
thank you very much for that

1103
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:51,340
extend the route

1104
01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:52,920
adding more steps

1105
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:58,920
how do we do that now

1106
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:28,900
I'm not.

1107
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,880
How do we add more to this now?

1108
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,480
Maybe we can go there.

1109
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,120
Go there.

1110
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,720
And we can go there.

1111
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:48,440
And we can go there.

1112
01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:53,460
Maybe there.

1113
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:57,220
See, it's a bit of a windy, fucking windy one, isn't it?

1114
01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:58,640
There, alright.

1115
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,640
Alright.

1116
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,020
Should we go one more?

1117
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,100
One more stop and see how we get on.

1118
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:09,660
This route needs to be driven before any other driver can generate income.

1119
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,360
Do you want to drive it?

1120
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:10,560
Yeah.

1121
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,200
Let's do it.

1122
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,120
Get to the next step.

1123
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,520
Oh, it's pissing down.

1124
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,080
It's pissing down today.

1125
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,240
We've got a nice yellow bus.

1126
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,040
Welcome to the bus driving now.

1127
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,480
We're doing a bit of bus driving if you've just joined us on the stream.

1128
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,600
Welcome to the bus driving.

1129
01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:51,980
Fucking hell.

1130
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,620
Watch out.

1131
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,420
Someone's after dying.

1132
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,020
Or getting hit.

1133
01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:02,320
Or there might have been an accident or a fucking fight.

1134
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:02,700
In town.

1135
01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:04,840
Someone might have slipped.

1136
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,760
I heard someone slipped in town, yeah.

1137
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,840
I heard someone slipped in town.

1138
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,400
I always remember knowing that.

1139
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:15,880
This goes by.

1140
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:16,940
Shit.

1141
01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:20,420
Now.

1142
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:22,020
Park and brake.

1143
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,780
Now, what is Neil?

1144
01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:26,620
Neil.

1145
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:27,700
F.

1146
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:30,100
F.

1147
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,200
And then we've got front and rear.

1148
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:32,780
One and two.

1149
01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:36,740
How are you doing?

1150
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:37,540
What are you after?

1151
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:38,500
One regular.

1152
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,380
One trip.

1153
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:41,320
One regular one trip.

1154
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,380
Print that.

1155
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:44,240
220.

1156
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:45,280
Okay.

1157
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,040
I'll give you 380.

1158
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:47,500
Back.

1159
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:48,980
50.

1160
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,140
No problem.

1161
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:51,900
I need a ticket.

1162
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:53,580
What do you want?

1163
01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:55,240
One regular one trip.

1164
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,080
How are you getting on, sir?

1165
01:10:56,140 --> 01:10:56,440
Are you well?

1166
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,200
Shit day.

1167
01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:58,420
Not nice weather.

1168
01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,120
Bad weather.

1169
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:01,260
Hopefully now it'll get better at the end of the week.

1170
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:01,740
It's forecast.

1171
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:02,580
Nice.

1172
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:05,460
Lovely sunshine at the end of the week.

1173
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,620
One regular one trip.

1174
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,120
One regular one trip.

1175
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:08,400
Okay.

1176
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,660
Well, it's 220.

1177
01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:10,140
Yeah, please.

1178
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:10,720
When you're ready.

1179
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:11,620
Five euro.

1180
01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:13,020
Okay.

1181
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:13,580
It's a heavy hat.

1182
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:14,660
Might have been in three years either.

1183
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:18,020
Thanks.

1184
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:19,200
Have a great day.

1185
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:21,940
Great stuff.

1186
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:22,180
No.

1187
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:23,260
One, two.

1188
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,460
Close that.

1189
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:25,840
Tail F.

1190
01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:26,640
And then.

1191
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,260
Indicator on.

1192
01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:29,540
And we're away.

1193
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:31,780
Fucking mighty.

1194
01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:33,500
Fucking mighty.

1195
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,500
Next stop.

1196
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,040
St. Paul's Church.

1197
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:53,620
Ah.

1198
01:11:53,620 --> 01:12:13,440
Saratoo.

1199
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:18,580
I never want to dance again.

1200
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,080
The guilty feet have got no rhythm.

1201
01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:25,580
Here we go.

1202
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:26,660
Fucking hell.

1203
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,340
I hope that person is alright.

1204
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:34,840
The ambulance seems lashed.

1205
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,040
Move up here a bit more now.

1206
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:41,940
I'm freezing.

1207
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,400
Please do something.

1208
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,780
Yeah, now, do you want me to turn the heat on?

1209
01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:47,400
Passengers want you to raise the temperature on the bus.

1210
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,540
Give us a second now.

1211
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,720
We need to get to the next bus stop.

1212
01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:50,460
I'll turn the heat on.

1213
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,500
Nice blast of fucking warmth.

1214
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:01,400
Now.

1215
01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:03,480
How are we doing now?

1216
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,320
We fixed here now.

1217
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:05,020
Alt.

1218
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:07,640
F.

1219
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:09,780
Open these doors.

1220
01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:16,080
How are you getting an answer?

1221
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:17,400
Yeah.

1222
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,300
You'd want an umbrella on a day like today.

1223
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,080
You'd want a fucking umbrella on a day like today.

1224
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:22,880
One senior, one trip.

1225
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:24,220
Oh.

1226
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:24,820
I'll pay that.

1227
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:25,740
Five euro.

1228
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:26,380
Yeah.

1229
01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,280
Ah, 140.

1230
01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:29,160
I'll give you 460 back now.

1231
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,040
That's wrong.

1232
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:32,500
Sorry.

1233
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,240
Giving you the wrong fucking change.

1234
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:34,480
Sorry.

1235
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:35,980
Giving you too much.

1236
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:36,700
Right.

1237
01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:37,140
Ah.

1238
01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:38,220
Next.

1239
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:38,680
Next.

1240
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:38,740
Next.

1241
01:13:38,740 --> 01:13:39,180
Next.

1242
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,920
Where am I going now?

1243
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,740
AC wish ignored.

1244
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,120
AC wish ignored.

1245
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:47,480
How do you turn this fucking AC on?

1246
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:48,580
Now.

1247
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,500
Increase temperature.

1248
01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:51,360
How about that?

1249
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:53,520
Fucking blast it to the top.

1250
01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,920
Blast it to the top.

1251
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,120
Stop that kneel.

1252
01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:04,060
And break off.

1253
01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:04,060
And break off.

1254
01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:04,060
And break off.

1255
01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:05,540
Indicator on.

1256
01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:07,060
And run away with it.

1257
01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:12,040
Oh for fuck's sake.

1258
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,160
Turn on the AC.

1259
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:13,980
Are you serious?

1260
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,640
Next stop.

1261
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,020
Break street west.

1262
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,080
Lower the temperature.

1263
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:19,400
Is it?

1264
01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:19,840
Wait.

1265
01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:20,420
One sec.

1266
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:22,000
Try and do this now.

1267
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:28,720
Maybe over there.

1268
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:28,720
Maybe over there.

1269
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,100
These freckers have my head wrecked.

1270
01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:34,920
Green light.

1271
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,040
That's not nice.

1272
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:39,840
Oh for fuck's sake.

1273
01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:41,760
Are you serious?

1274
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,760
Are you doing a business donatin'?

1275
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:54,320
Are you doing a business donatin'?

1276
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:58,580
Thank you very much Cole Chan.

1277
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,520
What's that left at the top of the road is this?

1278
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:04,600
Fuck.

1279
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
Nearly hit that woman there.

1280
01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:12,580
Now.

1281
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:17,260
Let's see.

1282
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:18,660
Sorry about that.

1283
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:19,840
We'll move back.

1284
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:20,480
One second.

1285
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,520
Park and break.

1286
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:21,960
Alt.

1287
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,320
F1-2

1288
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,960
You can get this, you can get this

1289
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:43,720
That's 33, but it's 4c, okay 8 back 5

1290
01:15:43,720 --> 01:16:00,840
Good man, yeah, you want a fucking senior is it? Right, 1-2 senior, 2 seniors, 1 trip

1291
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:10,600
280, one regular day, yeah, 660

1292
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,940
Then, uh, what the fuck is that section?

1293
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:16,140
It's 3.40, is it?

1294
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:16,800
One, two.

1295
01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:22,620
No problem.

1296
01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:25,020
No problem.

1297
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,900
We go take the kneeling off.

1298
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,880
We class the doors there now.

1299
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,540
Then we break off.

1300
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:33,740
Indicator on.

1301
01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:35,860
And we're away with it.

1302
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,360
Someone outside trying to get on the bus, is it?

1303
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:40,560
Alright, fuck them.

1304
01:16:42,340 --> 01:16:42,960
Fuck them.

1305
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,340
Too late.

1306
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:46,840
Nothing I could do about that.

1307
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:50,560
Nothing.

1308
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,800
You should have been there.

1309
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,180
You should have been there fast enough.

1310
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,280
You didn't get there fast enough by the time I was there.

1311
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,780
The door's open, is it?

1312
01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,180
Fuck.

1313
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,280
Sorry about that.

1314
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,420
Be careful.

1315
01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,460
Be very careful.

1316
01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:08,120
If the door is open, stay in your seats and don't move.

1317
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:13,440
Sorry about that.

1318
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,060
No.

1319
01:17:17,060 --> 01:17:17,120
No.

1320
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:50,500
Hello my darling, yeah, okay. Now, are we done? We're done. We might take this. Close those doors now. Deactivate Neal. And we're away. And we're away.

1321
01:17:50,500 --> 01:18:06,260
Next stop, Garden Lane. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus.

1322
01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:30,260
Garden Lane. This is what we're flying us. We're gonna make it in good time, I'd say. Nobody gets in the way. We've 16...

1323
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:34,520
16 fucking seconds to go. Get out the fucking way. Get out the way.

1324
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:42,820
5, 4, I've taken the fucking turn.

1325
01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:45,980
Took the wrong turn.

1326
01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:52,640
Yes? Yes, boss. I'm not feeling that. I'm in bed.

1327
01:18:52,640 --> 01:19:00,660
What you are doing. Maybe I haven't rested for you these past few days. Sleeping late. Lots of work. I'm sorry. I'll talk to you later.

1328
01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:03,600
Sorry about that, guys.

1329
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,940
Do not litter on the bus. Thank you.

1330
01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:29,940
Garden Lane.

1331
01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,000
Fucking please.

1332
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:36,500
Are they after me? Are they?

1333
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:45,920
I'm out here, before I get arrested. Now.

1334
01:19:45,920 --> 01:20:15,900
I'm out here.

1335
01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:34,280
I go purple there, purple boss. Change it. I change it purple. That cast two grand.

1336
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:58,520
I put some new decals on the side. I do that. I put a rose on the side there now.

1337
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:10,660
I put a rose on the side there. I put a bare paw on the side of it or the top there. I would put a bare paw on the front.

1338
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:27,240
Yeah. The bare paw would be nice now. Make that green. People are into the green living now and green machine and going green and being kind to the environment.

1339
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:52,900
Make that green. I will. Thank you very much. I will. Received a free bus. As a reward for your success, you have received a free bus. From City Hall.

1340
01:21:52,900 --> 01:22:05,200
Nice. It feels great to start expanding, doesn't it? Once you start hiring new people, don't worry about which driver drives which bus. That's done automatically as long as you have available buses for them.

1341
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:16,800
Just don't forget to assign your drivers to a route or else you'll be paying them to scratch their bellies. That's all for now. Don't forget to look at the list of things you should do to keep your company growing.

1342
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:22,100
I'll call you back once I have more information for you. See you then, kid.

1343
01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:25,480
See you fucking mighty. Fucking mighty altogether.

1344
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:36,280
Now we have to establish a new route and drive it. Hire a driver and assign it to any route. Drive a route while one of your drivers is assigned to a different route.

1345
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:49,280
How do we do that now? How do we do that now? Establish a new route and drive it. Okay. Take that off. Create.

1346
01:22:49,280 --> 01:23:10,420
Excellent. Excellent.

1347
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:24,300
Now we're gonna drive the new route now and then we'll hire a driver and we'll take a man.

1348
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:30,200
And this is the... We got the green paw on the fucking front of the bus. We're flying it.

1349
01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:34,100
Green buses. Sluggeron.

1350
01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:46,120
Black and Decker belt sanders are a great job altogether. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's a mighty old job.

1351
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,660
We put the radio on. See how we get on with that.

1352
01:23:54,660 --> 01:24:08,480
And he heard that.

1353
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,900
That's great. Bit of rock and roll, huh?

1354
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:16,840
Bit of rock and roll.

1355
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:46,080
Now.

1356
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:54,560
We kneel.

1357
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:54,580
We kneel.

1358
01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:04,300
What are you after? One regular one trip.

1359
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:06,920
220.

1360
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:12,860
3... 380 is it?

1361
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:16,120
No problem. It's too easy.

1362
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:21,800
No problem. I'll get a regular weekly pass, please.

1363
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,800
Regular weekly, yeah.

1364
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,760
33 there.

1365
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,760
2 euro.

1366
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,800
Thank you very much.

1367
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:35,800
Okay. Close those doors.

1368
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,800
Up.

1369
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:38,800
If up.

1370
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600
One, two.

1371
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,300
Now we're away.

1372
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,100
Now.

1373
01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:51,600
What's my fucking route now?

1374
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,600
What is my route?

1375
01:25:54,600 --> 01:26:08,560
Next stop, Church Street West.

1376
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:28,800
Next stop, Church Street West.

1377
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:33,260
Armando Wudu the pigeon, how are ya?

1378
01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:37,180
You never miss a pigeon, until the pigeon's gun is flown away.

1379
01:26:37,180 --> 01:26:48,460
I'm not really into these tunes now, to be honest.

1380
01:26:48,460 --> 01:26:50,920
Oh.

1381
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:54,620
The tunes were shite.

1382
01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:57,700
You cannot get mid-washed on this bus now.

1383
01:26:57,700 --> 01:27:02,800
That's what I want.

1384
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:03,800
What's up?

1385
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,480
I'm heading to the game shop.

1386
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,480
Any recommendations?

1387
01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:08,560
Bus Simulator 2016?

1388
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:14,080
Okay, I'll check that out.

1389
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:21,080
We're turning left now.

1390
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:25,360
I think we're going left, is it?

1391
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,360
Oh, it's straight on.

1392
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:27,360
Straight on.

1393
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:28,360
It's straight on.

1394
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:36,640
Jeez, that bus is fucking mighty all together now with the paw on the front.

1395
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:37,640
We'll be raking it in.

1396
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:43,640
We'll be fucking raking it in.

1397
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:54,920
Oh, I've gone past the fucking thing.

1398
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,920
Sorry about this now, people.

1399
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:57,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1400
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:58,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1401
01:27:58,920 --> 01:27:59,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1402
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:00,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1403
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:01,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1404
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:02,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1405
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:03,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1406
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1407
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:05,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1408
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:06,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1409
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:07,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1410
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1411
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:09,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1412
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:10,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1413
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:11,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1414
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1415
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:13,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1416
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:14,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1417
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:15,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1418
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:16,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1419
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:17,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1420
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:18,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1421
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:19,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1422
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:20,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1423
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:21,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1424
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:22,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1425
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:23,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1426
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:24,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1427
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:25,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1428
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:26,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1429
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:27,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1430
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:28,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1431
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:29,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1432
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:30,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1433
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:31,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1434
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:32,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1435
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:33,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1436
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:34,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1437
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:36,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1438
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:37,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1439
01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:38,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1440
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:39,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1441
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:40,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1442
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:41,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1443
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1444
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:43,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1445
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:44,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1446
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:45,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1447
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:46,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1448
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1449
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:48,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1450
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:49,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1451
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1452
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:51,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1453
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1454
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:53,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1455
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:54,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1456
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:55,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1457
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:56,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1458
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1459
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:58,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1460
01:28:58,920 --> 01:28:59,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1461
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:00,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1462
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:01,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1463
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:02,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1464
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:03,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1465
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:04,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1466
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:05,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1467
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:06,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1468
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:07,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1469
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:08,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1470
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:09,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1471
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1472
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:11,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1473
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:12,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1474
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:13,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1475
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:14,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1476
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:15,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1477
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1478
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:17,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1479
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:18,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1480
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1481
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1482
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:21,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1483
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:22,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1484
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:23,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1485
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:24,920
Thanks Black Voodoo.

1486
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:25,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1487
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:26,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1488
01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:27,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1489
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:28,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1490
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:29,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1491
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:30,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1492
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:31,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1493
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:32,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1494
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1495
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1496
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:35,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1497
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:36,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1498
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:37,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1499
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:38,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1500
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:39,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1501
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:40,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1502
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:41,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1503
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:42,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1504
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1505
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:44,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1506
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:45,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1507
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:46,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1508
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:47,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1509
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1510
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:49,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1511
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1512
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:51,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1513
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:52,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1514
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1515
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:54,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1516
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:55,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1517
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1518
01:29:56,920 --> 01:29:57,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1519
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:58,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1520
01:29:58,920 --> 01:29:59,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1521
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:00,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1522
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:01,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1523
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:02,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1524
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:03,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1525
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:04,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1526
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:05,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1527
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1528
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:07,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1529
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:09,920
I've gone past the fucking thing.

1530
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:20,920
Black Voodoo and Newstalk.

1531
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,920
Thank you very much for your donations.

1532
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:24,920
And everybody else.

1533
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,920
Hope you're enjoying the ride.

1534
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,920
Doing a bit of busing today.

1535
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:34,920
Hope an ambulance coming.

1536
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:46,500
Wow, isn't that macy altogether?

1537
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:55,640
Fuck.

1538
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:57,460
Sorry about that.

1539
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,520
What's this now?

1540
01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:01,500
Bit of fucking trouble.

1541
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:06,640
Huh?

1542
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:07,660
Does he want me to move?

1543
01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:17,840
That's not nice.

1544
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:23,100
Fucking hell.

1545
01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:42,400
Thank you very much, Rod Daly.

1546
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:51,020
Great service.

1547
01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:51,800
Thank you very much.

1548
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:52,680
You're a great passenger.

1549
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:53,960
It's great to have you.

1550
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,860
I'll get a regular weekly pass, please.

1551
01:31:58,940 --> 01:31:59,800
One regular week.

1552
01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:00,900
33.

1553
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:03,780
8, you're up.

1554
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:05,480
2, 4, 6, 8.

1555
01:32:07,180 --> 01:32:07,920
Thank you, dear.

1556
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:08,340
No problem.

1557
01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:11,080
I think I'll need several tickets, please.

1558
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:11,620
How many?

1559
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:12,300
Two seniors.

1560
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,100
One trip.

1561
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:15,920
280.

1562
01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:17,580
Thank you, dear.

1563
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,100
Thank you.

1564
01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:18,960
Call me dear.

1565
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:20,140
It's a bit weird.

1566
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:20,920
Nice.

1567
01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:21,500
We go.

1568
01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:22,700
Action cam.

1569
01:32:24,100 --> 01:32:25,040
Close these doors.

1570
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,240
Kneel her up.

1571
01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:30,120
Parking break off.

1572
01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:31,120
Indicator on.

1573
01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:31,760
And we're away.

1574
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:31,820
Okay.

1575
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:39,100
You must give up the priority seats if a person who has a physical limitation requires it.

1576
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:39,340
Yeah.

1577
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,620
You heard the woman there now.

1578
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:45,220
If you have any disabilities, if there's any disabilities on the bus, give up the fucking seat.

1579
01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:53,860
Hello?

1580
01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:54,900
Yes, yes.

1581
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:56,820
I already did the transaction.

1582
01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:58,100
Everything was perfect.

1583
01:32:58,440 --> 01:32:59,700
Yes, I did check.

1584
01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:00,280
Okay.

1585
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,200
No problem.

1586
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:01,840
Thanks.

1587
01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:02,880
Have a nice day.

1588
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:21,280
Going the wrong way altogether now.

1589
01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:26,120
I'm going the wrong fucking way altogether.

1590
01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:29,200
Next stop, West Hill Drive unsatisfied.

1591
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:30,200
Sorry about that.

1592
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:36,500
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1593
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:37,500
Done with the viper.

1594
01:33:38,620 --> 01:33:39,820
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1595
01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:41,440
Thank you very much, done with the viper.

1596
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:43,780
I should tell you this.

1597
01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,280
How we're going to get into this.

1598
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:45,660
Really?

1599
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:47,740
Fucking pickle now.

1600
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,240
We're in a pickle.

1601
01:33:48,460 --> 01:33:48,920
Big accident.

1602
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:49,840
Killed someone again.

1603
01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:52,520
Fucking killed someone again.

1604
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:58,200
I think I can do this.

1605
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:00,600
I can do this.

1606
01:34:00,660 --> 01:34:01,660
I'll be back in one second now.

1607
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:02,760
Sponsored by Firelighters.

1608
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,860
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

1609
01:34:07,220 --> 01:34:10,520
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

1610
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,500
and setting fire to them.

1611
01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,540
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1612
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:16,400
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

1613
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,360
I do a few rolls on the ground

1614
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,480
and a few reptilious repetitions

1615
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,280
just to get the blood flowing.

1616
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:24,600
Once those flames are licking high,

1617
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,700
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

1618
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,380
You can generate extra drafdage

1619
01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:32,440
by using your gooch as a waft.

1620
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,800
Now all that's left is to sit back

1621
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,860
and warm your sack by the flames.

1622
01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:39,600
This message was brought to you

1623
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,320
by Firelighters.

1624
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,320
*scoffs*

1625
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:44,820
*inhale*

1626
01:34:44,820 --> 01:34:45,820
*missing*

1627
01:34:45,820 --> 01:34:46,820
*inhale*

1628
01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,820
*iscoffs*

1629
01:34:47,820 --> 01:34:48,820
*inhale*

1630
01:34:48,820 --> 01:34:49,820
*inhale*

1631
01:34:49,820 --> 01:34:50,820
*inhale*

1632
01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:51,820
*inhale*

1633
01:34:51,820 --> 01:34:52,820
*inhale*

1634
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:53,820
*inhale*

1635
01:34:53,820 --> 01:34:54,820
*inhale*

1636
01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:55,820
*inhale*

1637
01:34:55,820 --> 01:34:56,820
*inhale*

1638
01:34:56,820 --> 01:34:57,820
*inhale*

1639
01:34:57,820 --> 01:34:58,820
*inhale*

1640
01:34:58,820 --> 01:34:59,820
*inhale*

1641
01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:00,820
*inhale*

1642
01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:01,820
*inhale*

1643
01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:02,820
*inhale*

1644
01:35:02,820 --> 01:35:03,820
*inhale*

1645
01:35:03,820 --> 01:35:04,820
*inhale*

1646
01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:05,820
*inhale*

1647
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:05,820
*inhale*

1648
01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:06,820
*inhale*

1649
01:35:06,820 --> 01:35:07,820
*inhale*

1650
01:35:07,820 --> 01:35:08,820
*inhale*

1651
01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:09,820
*inhale*

1652
01:35:09,820 --> 01:35:10,820
*inhale*

1653
01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:17,800
Welcome back to Sunday Night Games now, on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.

1654
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:24,260
And my nephew now, Francis, he's lent me the mainframe for the day.

1655
01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:28,460
Are you doing a bit of mainframing?

1656
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:31,800
And I'm driving the old buses now, so.

1657
01:35:32,620 --> 01:35:34,040
It's going pretty good, yeah, yeah.

1658
01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,820
We had a few minor accidents there now.

1659
01:35:36,660 --> 01:35:38,300
Ran over some poor woman's foot.

1660
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,740
And killed a fella.

1661
01:35:41,740 --> 01:35:45,360
But, uh, I'd say the family are getting over it now, you see.

1662
01:35:46,580 --> 01:35:50,060
They gave me the job afterwards, and we're adding new routes every day.

1663
01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,040
We've got a new bus.

1664
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:55,480
And my main goal now is to, we're going to do one more drive.

1665
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:58,220
And try and get to the end of Clover Drive.

1666
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:02,740
And then we'll employ someone, and then we'll be back on it.

1667
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,220
Because we're building an empire here.

1668
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,720
We're building an empire.

1669
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:11,820
Okay, it's gonna be like New York, Manhattan.

1670
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:15,880
Soon enough, I'll have my own feckin' TV studio.

1671
01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:18,720
I'm hoping to get my own TV studio.

1672
01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:20,540
Like Francis.

1673
01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:24,200
So let's, let's carry on.

1674
01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:25,100
Onwards and upwards.

1675
01:36:32,980 --> 01:36:36,400
Yeah, I killed someone the last day, now it's rush hour.

1676
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:36,880
Fuck it.

1677
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:37,880
Fuck it.

1678
01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:42,240
This is it.

1679
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:44,960
There's gonna be a real taste of metal now.

1680
01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:49,340
A pure taste of pure metal.

1681
01:36:51,220 --> 01:36:56,880
Traffic jams and fuckin' people and crowding and rowdy and...

1682
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,560
Now, let's fly.

1683
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:02,040
Let's fly.

1684
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:06,080
Let's fly.

1685
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:10,700
There's any way to get that sat-nav to rotate.

1686
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:10,900
Let's see.

1687
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:15,020
No.

1688
01:37:15,020 --> 01:37:23,200
No.

1689
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,260
Keep it lit.

1690
01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:28,460
We'll keep it lit.

1691
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:35,060
I was getting awful confused there now with the...

1692
01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:37,120
The sat nav.

1693
01:37:37,120 --> 01:38:03,400
Very busy today.

1694
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:04,940
Very busy today.

1695
01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:19,540
Very busy streets today.

1696
01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:23,140
Lovely day though.

1697
01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:23,980
Lovely weather.

1698
01:38:25,060 --> 01:38:27,800
Now with a crowd, we're about to pick up this crowd here.

1699
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:42,860
Oh yeah.

1700
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:44,420
One regular.

1701
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:46,500
One trip.

1702
01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:49,560
660, sir.

1703
01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:50,420
Huh?

1704
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:52,000
One regular, one trip.

1705
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:54,380
Oh, sorry.

1706
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:55,560
One day regular place.

1707
01:38:55,740 --> 01:38:56,720
One regular, one trip.

1708
01:38:57,820 --> 01:38:58,520
Oh, sorry.

1709
01:38:59,060 --> 01:38:59,340
Sorry.

1710
01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:01,320
220, sir.

1711
01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:01,600
Sorry.

1712
01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,360
No problem.

1713
01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:04,420
Have a great day.

1714
01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,660
Regular single trip, please.

1715
01:39:05,660 --> 01:39:06,280
How are you getting on?

1716
01:39:06,320 --> 01:39:07,400
You have a lovely jacket, aren't you?

1717
01:39:09,740 --> 01:39:10,980
One regular, one trip.

1718
01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:13,740
Fiver.

1719
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:16,380
I owe you 380 back.

1720
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:19,860
280 back.

1721
01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:24,420
No problem.

1722
01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:26,120
How are you, missus?

1723
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:27,780
Okay.

1724
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:28,640
Now we go back.

1725
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,500
Action camp.

1726
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:32,680
We close these doors.

1727
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:33,600
1.

1728
01:39:34,060 --> 01:39:34,560
2.

1729
01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:35,680
Deactivate.

1730
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:35,980
Kneeling.

1731
01:39:37,360 --> 01:39:38,340
Indicator left.

1732
01:39:39,820 --> 01:39:40,660
Handbrake off.

1733
01:39:41,020 --> 01:39:42,060
And away we go.

1734
01:39:42,460 --> 01:39:42,960
Flying it.

1735
01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:45,160
Now, which way do we turn?

1736
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:46,100
Left.

1737
01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:46,680
Right.

1738
01:39:46,740 --> 01:39:50,500
Fuck.

1739
01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:58,640
Next stop, Church Street West.

1740
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:16,560
You have to have you.

1741
01:40:16,660 --> 01:40:17,700
It's about your rush hour.

1742
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:21,860
You see the cars and feckin' lunatics.

1743
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:27,800
Hey, you're doing a bit of donating.

1744
01:40:29,580 --> 01:40:31,040
Hey, you're doing a bit of donating.

1745
01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:31,380
Yeah.

1746
01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:32,220
Sorry about that.

1747
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:34,260
Thank you very much, Shane Brickett.

1748
01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:38,460
Thank you very much, Shane Brickett.

1749
01:40:38,460 --> 01:40:45,940
Great weather.

1750
01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:45,980
Great weather.

1751
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:47,900
Great weather altogether.

1752
01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:58,120
We left...

1753
01:40:58,120 --> 01:40:59,240
Left down the end here.

1754
01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:09,200
Thank you very much, Quasimodo.

1755
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:26,240
Thank you very much, Quasimodo.

1756
01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:33,480
Well, we're off the pace.

1757
01:41:33,560 --> 01:41:34,280
We're off the pace.

1758
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:38,420
We might be 10 seconds, 20 seconds too late for this bus stop now.

1759
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:40,020
So, I mean, it's...

1760
01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:41,060
It's touch and go.

1761
01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:43,280
Touch and go.

1762
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:43,280
Touch and go.

1763
01:41:43,280 --> 01:42:02,280
Touch and go.

1764
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:03,880
Why don't we go get some bubble tea?

1765
01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:04,440
Yes.

1766
01:42:05,180 --> 01:42:06,460
Church Street West.

1767
01:42:06,460 --> 01:42:06,940
No, I can't.

1768
01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:09,080
I'm already over budget this month.

1769
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:10,000
No problem.

1770
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:11,680
Consider yourself invited.

1771
01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:14,520
That is.

1772
01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:15,740
We're off.

1773
01:42:15,740 --> 01:42:34,160
Next stop, Church Street West.

1774
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,240
Fucking hell, nearly ran that lady over there.

1775
01:42:41,240 --> 01:42:57,880
Alright, what a way.

1776
01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:06,120
Whoa, misses.

1777
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:07,120
Is...

1778
01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:13,020
Fuck it.

1779
01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:15,020
Rush hour is...

1780
01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:18,600
It's very, very hard to navigate the streets in rush hour.

1781
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:23,120
Got a lot of fucking walkers and a lot of shit talkers and cows and...

1782
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:24,960
The like, you know.

1783
01:43:26,160 --> 01:43:29,120
I have to do a complete 180 rule reversal of what...

1784
01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:30,800
We're doing that now.

1785
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:45,620
No.

1786
01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:45,620
No.

1787
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:50,160
You get to the end and turn left again.

1788
01:43:51,620 --> 01:43:52,140
Green.

1789
01:43:53,220 --> 01:43:53,460
Ah.

1790
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:56,420
Amber lights, eh?

1791
01:43:56,420 --> 01:44:01,520
Amber lights.

1792
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:03,880
Amber leaf.

1793
01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:05,940
You be smoking them, do you?

1794
01:44:17,940 --> 01:44:18,840
And we're away.

1795
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:25,840
Sorry.

1796
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:28,020
Sorry.

1797
01:44:31,940 --> 01:44:33,580
Stay close to the curb.

1798
01:44:33,580 --> 01:44:49,780
Three minutes off the pace, anyways.

1799
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:56,660
I don't know how that's going to affect business, or how much money is going to be lashed.

1800
01:44:56,660 --> 01:45:06,140
I'll stick the radio on again now and see what we got.

1801
01:45:06,140 --> 01:45:15,620
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1802
01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:15,620
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1803
01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:17,620
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1804
01:45:17,620 --> 01:45:19,560
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1805
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,700
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1806
01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:23,540
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1807
01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,660
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1808
01:45:25,660 --> 01:45:27,800
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1809
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,600
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1810
01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:31,540
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1811
01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:33,660
I don't know how that's going to be lashed.

1812
01:45:33,660 --> 01:45:40,580
I don't like that song.

1813
01:45:40,580 --> 01:45:45,940
I don't like that song at all.

1814
01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:46,940
Shite.

1815
01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:52,140
Maybe we can put a bit of fucking news talk on or something.

1816
01:45:52,140 --> 01:46:07,420
RTE Radio 1.

1817
01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:10,060
Drive time is it?

1818
01:46:10,060 --> 01:46:15,060
We should do a bit of drive time with Mary Wilson.

1819
01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:17,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1820
01:46:17,980 --> 01:46:19,980
See how we get on.

1821
01:46:19,980 --> 01:46:21,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1822
01:46:21,980 --> 01:46:23,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1823
01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:24,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1824
01:46:24,980 --> 01:46:25,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1825
01:46:25,980 --> 01:46:26,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1826
01:46:26,980 --> 01:46:27,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1827
01:46:27,980 --> 01:46:28,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1828
01:46:28,980 --> 01:46:29,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1829
01:46:29,980 --> 01:46:30,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1830
01:46:30,980 --> 01:46:31,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1831
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,980
We should do a bit of drive time.

1832
01:46:32,980 --> 01:46:46,900
We should do a bit of drive time.

1833
01:46:46,900 --> 01:47:02,820
Jurek.

1834
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:03,820
Shite.

1835
01:47:03,820 --> 01:47:06,820
One second now.

1836
01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:07,820
Midwashed.

1837
01:47:07,820 --> 01:47:09,820
Go on, Midwashed.

1838
01:47:09,820 --> 01:47:11,820
We'll get Midwashed.

1839
01:47:11,820 --> 01:47:25,740
The late late lunchbox.

1840
01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:26,740
No.

1841
01:47:26,740 --> 01:47:27,740
No.

1842
01:47:27,740 --> 01:47:28,740
No.

1843
01:47:28,740 --> 01:47:33,740
That's where it is.

1844
01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:44,660
That's where it is.

1845
01:47:44,660 --> 01:47:47,660
That's where it is.

1846
01:47:47,660 --> 01:47:48,660
Yeah.

1847
01:47:48,660 --> 01:48:02,580
One regular, one trip.

1848
01:48:02,580 --> 01:48:07,580
One regular, one trip.

1849
01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:09,580
Five euro.

1850
01:48:09,580 --> 01:48:10,580
Two forza.

1851
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:15,580
So we'll give you two AC back.

1852
01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:16,580
Five.

1853
01:48:16,580 --> 01:48:17,580
Five.

1854
01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:18,580
Yeah.

1855
01:48:18,580 --> 01:48:19,580
So that gives you four.

1856
01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:20,580
Five.

1857
01:48:20,580 --> 01:48:21,580
Three.

1858
01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:22,580
Five.

1859
01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:23,580
Three.

1860
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:24,580
Sixty.

1861
01:48:24,580 --> 01:48:25,580
Thank you.

1862
01:48:25,580 --> 01:48:52,460
Sorry, there now. That might be a bit loud, that midwish. Sorry. Now, one senior, one trip. Okay, one senior, one trip. Print 140. Five. Yeah. So that gives you four. Five. Three. Sixty. Thank you. That's great. We're done.

1863
01:48:52,460 --> 01:48:54,460
*Mario*

1864
01:48:54,460 --> 01:48:56,460
*Mario*

1865
01:48:56,460 --> 01:48:58,460
*Mario*

1866
01:48:58,460 --> 01:49:00,460
*Mario*

1867
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:27,460
Spiv! Thanks very much Spiv! Thank you very much!

1868
01:49:27,460 --> 01:49:29,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1869
01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:31,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1870
01:49:31,460 --> 01:49:33,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1871
01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:35,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1872
01:49:35,460 --> 01:49:37,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1873
01:49:37,460 --> 01:49:39,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1874
01:49:39,460 --> 01:49:41,460
Spiv! Thanks!

1875
01:50:00,460 --> 01:50:02,460
The box is a cobra taxon! Thank you!

1876
01:50:06,460 --> 01:50:07,460
How are you love?

1877
01:50:08,460 --> 01:50:10,460
One regular one!

1878
01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:12,460
Two twenty!

1879
01:50:20,460 --> 01:50:22,460
Fucking gave it a wrong change!

1880
01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:23,460
Shit!

1881
01:50:23,460 --> 01:50:25,460
I'm a little bit!

1882
01:50:25,460 --> 01:50:26,460
Thank you!

1883
01:50:37,460 --> 01:50:49,140
Thank you very much, Boxers of Cobra Taxin.

1884
01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:50,800
Fucking hell.

1885
01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:53,980
Want to watch yourselves.

1886
01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:02,920
Thank you very much, Mike.

1887
01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:06,140
Thank you very much.

1888
01:51:06,140 --> 01:51:09,040
Very, very kind of you.

1889
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:33,680
Thank you.

1890
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:49,140
The internet is taking over now, isn't it?

1891
01:51:50,580 --> 01:51:54,320
Everybody's on the internet now, watching their phones and their screens.

1892
01:51:56,480 --> 01:51:58,000
They'll wonder what's going to be next.

1893
01:51:58,940 --> 01:52:01,680
They'll be having the screens implanted into their brains next, I'd say.

1894
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:10,200
Or we might evolve to grow screens on our fucking hands.

1895
01:52:12,260 --> 01:52:13,080
Like robots.

1896
01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:13,160
Like robots.

1897
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:16,580
Doing a bit of robotting.

1898
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:18,440
Bit of cyborging.

1899
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:20,720
Like the Terminator.

1900
01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:27,200
If you ask me now, it's gone too far now.

1901
01:52:27,300 --> 01:52:28,620
Technology's gone too far.

1902
01:52:29,260 --> 01:52:38,220
We don't know what the fuck we're at with updating and swiping and liking and sharing and not caring, you know.

1903
01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:41,460
Too busy sharing, not enough caring.

1904
01:52:42,380 --> 01:52:43,340
Is what's going on.

1905
01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:43,340
Is what's going on.

1906
01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:45,140
Hey, how are you?

1907
01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:46,600
This is my new number.

1908
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,280
So, save it in your plan to kill.

1909
01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:49,280
Here.

1910
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,280
Thank you later.

1911
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:50,740
Thank you later.

1912
01:52:50,740 --> 01:53:14,140
Thank you very much, Peter.

1913
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:18,540
About as on time as bus airing.

1914
01:53:19,020 --> 01:53:20,400
Couldn't ask for much more, you see.

1915
01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:23,100
Well, welcome to the galaxy, Peter.

1916
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:30,260
Shannon side.

1917
01:53:31,120 --> 01:53:31,880
Thank you very much.

1918
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:37,920
Thank you very much.

1919
01:53:50,580 --> 01:53:53,740
Skip the bus chapter today, fuck.

1920
01:54:09,980 --> 01:54:12,060
So nose-deafing the nose is off now.

1921
01:54:16,560 --> 01:54:17,840
We'll be back on in a minute.

1922
01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:21,840
We have to have respect.

1923
01:54:29,340 --> 01:54:32,340
Thank you very much. Fuck.

1924
01:54:34,340 --> 01:54:35,340
Thank you very much.

1925
01:54:41,340 --> 01:54:43,340
That's not a bad day for rush hour.

1926
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:46,940
We're a minute, a minute 40 off the pace like.

1927
01:54:47,740 --> 01:54:50,740
Some man for one man.

1928
01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:54,560
You are some man for one man. Thank you very much for your donation.

1929
01:54:58,840 --> 01:55:00,560
Fucking dangerous.

1930
01:55:01,220 --> 01:55:02,940
People playing dangerous games.

1931
01:55:06,840 --> 01:55:08,140
No.

1932
01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:26,840
Fuck.

1933
01:55:34,840 --> 01:55:37,240
Some fella on the phone to his mother there.

1934
01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:39,440
Reload for a drive.

1935
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:42,940
A little late.

1936
01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:48,240
Now, we've reached the end of the journey.

1937
01:55:54,140 --> 01:55:55,040
Two out of five.

1938
01:55:55,040 --> 01:56:12,240
Now we can hire...

1939
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:12,840
We can hire...

1940
01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:15,140
Christ...

1941
01:56:15,340 --> 01:56:16,640
Christoph Schuber.

1942
01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:20,540
Who was an apprentice baker.

1943
01:56:20,540 --> 01:56:22,440
Worked as a conductor for six years.

1944
01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:24,840
He loves to play simulation games.

1945
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:27,040
Or...

1946
01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:27,440
With...

1947
01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:28,940
Siné Valenzuela.

1948
01:56:29,440 --> 01:56:30,640
She's a foreign girl in now.

1949
01:56:30,940 --> 01:56:31,440
She's from...

1950
01:56:32,440 --> 01:56:32,940
Spain.

1951
01:56:33,040 --> 01:56:33,640
Or she's from...

1952
01:56:35,340 --> 01:56:37,040
South America or one of those places.

1953
01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:39,240
Across the globe like.

1954
01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:43,640
She's a bachelor's degree in psychology.

1955
01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:46,440
She played bus driver as a child.

1956
01:56:46,440 --> 01:56:48,440
Failed to become a rock star.

1957
01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:49,440
Well...

1958
01:56:49,440 --> 01:56:53,640
Dreams are hard to come by sometimes.

1959
01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:55,040
You got...

1960
01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:56,640
But you got to keep your dreams in your pocket.

1961
01:56:57,340 --> 01:56:58,140
It'll be your best friend.

1962
01:56:58,540 --> 01:56:59,740
It'll never leave you by your side.

1963
01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:00,040
You know?

1964
01:57:00,840 --> 01:57:02,240
Maybe your dream is your only friend.

1965
01:57:05,340 --> 01:57:06,340
Cornelia Milton then.

1966
01:57:06,940 --> 01:57:08,240
Dropped out of comedy school.

1967
01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:11,440
Loved to take the bus as a child.

1968
01:57:12,140 --> 01:57:13,040
Passionate physicist.

1969
01:57:13,740 --> 01:57:14,840
Loves neutrinos.

1970
01:57:15,840 --> 01:57:17,140
The fuck are neutrinos?

1971
01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:20,640
Now these are all novices.

1972
01:57:21,440 --> 01:57:23,140
We're on a tight ship at the moment.

1973
01:57:23,840 --> 01:57:25,240
So we're gonna go for the cheapest.

1974
01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:27,240
And that's Siné Valenzuela.

1975
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:27,940
The one who...

1976
01:57:28,540 --> 01:57:29,940
Who played bus driver as a child.

1977
01:57:29,940 --> 01:57:31,740
That's enough experience for me.

1978
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,940
And we're in equal opportunities.

1979
01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:36,940
Equality is great and all that kind of stuff now, you know?

1980
01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:38,940
Very good for business.

1981
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,240
Doesn't matter what you believe in.

1982
01:57:41,940 --> 01:57:42,540
You gotta believe...

1983
01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:43,640
If you believe in the money...

1984
01:57:43,940 --> 01:57:45,040
The money will believe in you.

1985
01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:49,640
Should we fire her?

1986
01:57:49,640 --> 01:57:50,540
Oh no, we've hired her.

1987
01:57:50,540 --> 01:57:50,740
Right.

1988
01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:52,740
Now...

1989
01:57:52,740 --> 01:57:53,740
Can we assign...

1990
01:57:54,940 --> 01:57:55,540
That route?

1991
01:58:00,540 --> 01:58:02,540
We'll assign the route there to fucking Siné.

1992
01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:12,540
And we'll be back again then...

1993
01:58:14,740 --> 01:58:16,340
Tomorrow to continue...

1994
01:58:17,340 --> 01:58:18,140
The destruction.

1995
01:58:18,140 --> 01:58:19,840
Of the...

1996
01:58:19,840 --> 01:58:20,820
The bus system.

1997
01:58:21,240 --> 01:58:21,980
In a good way.

1998
01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:23,700
Because we're gonna fucking take over.

1999
01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:25,400
We're gonna take over the town.

2000
01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:27,440
And we're gonna make a hell of a lot of money.

2001
01:58:28,040 --> 01:58:29,440
We've hired Siné Venezuela.

2002
01:58:30,140 --> 01:58:31,520
And she's a fucking great...

2003
01:58:31,520 --> 01:58:33,120
She's a great bus driver altogether.

2004
01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:35,400
There she is, look.

2005
01:58:39,140 --> 01:58:40,820
So join us again tomorrow.

2006
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:43,740
And we'll be busing it up.

2007
01:58:43,740 --> 01:58:43,760
And we'll be busing it up.

2008
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:44,440
Hair style.

2009
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:46,640
And taking over the town.

2010
01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:49,140
Until then...

2011
01:58:50,140 --> 01:58:50,640
Goodnight.

2012
01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:51,340
And God bless.

2013
01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:52,240
Take it easy.

2014
01:58:52,840 --> 01:58:53,640
And thanks for watching.

2015
01:58:55,340 --> 01:58:56,340
Bus simulation.

2016
01:58:58,040 --> 01:58:58,600
Best of luck.
